King of The North and baby Khal Drogo
My husband better propose to me like this
(Source: tthat-sshit-crayy, via fashionistaon-the-rise)
| If you're not gonna date me I don't wanna talk to you |
Yet another unrealistic expectation for women
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
Honey I Shrunk All The Other Racers In Mariokart Using The Lightning Bolt Thing And Came In 1st Just For You Honey Please Let Me Come Back Home I’m Sorry
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“Super Smash Bros before Super Smash Hoes” luigi tearfully tells himself while chugging a bottle of beer. he’s been left out ever since peach and mario started dating
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
even just saying the word tumblr in public makes me uncomfortable
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: call your eyebrows your eyeBROS. that way they can never betray you
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
face down ass up left left right down left up A B up start
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“theres plenty of fish in the sea” uh yeah but there are also sharks and sharks are scary mom
Sharks is a metaphor for rapist
| person: | you're blocking the view |
| me: | i am the view |
